The Best Worst Dad Jokes by Sandy Silverthorne
Author:Sandy Silverthorne
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Humor;Wit and humor;Juvenile;LCGFT: Humor;HUM004000;HUM001000;HUM000000
Publisher: Baker Publishing Group
Published: 2022-04-04T00:00:00+00:00
Why is it so windy inside a stadium?
Because there are thousands of fans inside.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buck an ear.
DAD QUOTE: Iâd like to thank all the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
People tell me my job as a waiter isnât very good. But, hey, it puts food on the table.
What kind of tree can you carry in one hand?
A palm tree.
What did one DNA strand say to the other?
âDo these genes make me look fat?â
Two antennas met, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasnât much, but the reception was excellent.
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